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Lemonator

Age/Gender: 21, Female
Location: Hell
Job: Time-Traveling Chick

If I had a portal gun, I would put one in my vagina, and one in an active blender. Then I would entice Jack Thompson to have sex with me.

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Lemonator

Out Of This Galaxy

Posted by Lemonator Dec. 2, 2007 @ 1:38 PM EST

Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I bought my copy of Super Mario Galaxy on Thursday, November 15th. Getting into it, the controls took a little getting used to, and there was a mildy annoying reuinion with Mips, but after that, the game took off and soared.

Pros:
. Fantastic visuals; everything is gorgeous
. Classic power-ups return with a slew of new ones
. Fixed Camera, doesn't suck like previous entries (still not totally perfect-but excellent)
. Boss battles range from fun, to hard and back again
. Game takes inspiration from Mario 64 and a bit of Shine
. Gravity effects are amazing and revolutionary
. Incredible, breathtaking, original levels (the latter being harder)
. Even after you beat Bowser, there are 60 more Stars to find in hidden galaxies
. Co-op is surprisingly deep, me and my girlfriend (and my friends) enjoyed greatly-and beat Bouldergiest's Daredevil Run this way
. Some of the coolest moments in platforming (Wall-jumping up waterfalls, ice-skating on lava, surfing on shells battling giant skeletal fish in dark waters just to name a few)
. Prankster comets are an...interesting addition
. You can play as Luigi-fuck yeah

Cons:
. Orchestrated music can be...forgetable with a couple of exceptions
. Wish there was real co-op (Luigi + Mario)
. Some power-ups are underused (Boo suit)
. Prankster comets, while interesting-make time in each galaxy seem short (wish galaxies had 7 stars each)
. Like Mario 64 each Bowser battle is the same-with some tweaks

Weighed against each other, the flaws the game has are incredibly miniscule. This game is fantastic and I give it a 10.

"Remember that any game review is ultimately just an opinion."-Game Informer

Above I have tried to compile mostly facts. Based on those, you can judge.

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Lemonator

Mixed News

Posted by Lemonator Oct. 16, 2007 @ 4:52 PM EDT

Well, good news and bad news. I'll get the bad news out of the way first. Super Smash Bros Brawl has been held back till Febuary 10 (some people might not know so get over yourself).

The good news is, I finally did it with my new girlfriend (considering the last time I had sex was in high school) it was suprisingly good. Provided below is a request someone made (it's not really us but it kinda looks so. Imagine the one on the right with black hair and the one on the left with dyed red hair-lookin all gothy and it's pretty much us). This is the best you'll ever get from me, so enjoy it. Also, I got Phantom Hourglass. Cheers to you all.

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Lemonator

Girlfriend

Posted by Lemonator Aug. 15, 2007 @ 1:11 PM EDT

Oh I know you'll want to know about this. I met a girl yesterday and we went on a date (we went to an arcade and owned in House Of The Dead 4). After that, we went back to my dorm room.....turned off the lights and.................listened to the entirety of Lateralus on headphones-really loud. (What, you think we'd have sex on the first date? :P) Anyway, her name is Sarah, and she's got the goth look going for her. She's about my height (6'2'') and she's hot. She has red streaks in her hair (thank god, no body piercings), she wears mostly black (with only a bit of eyeliner), and she has chains on her pants. She's got nice boobs (not too big, not too small) and a really nice body (she showed me it). She plays the guitar, and just like me, she beat the crap out of older guys in high school. She likes a lot of the bands I like, and we have a lot in common.

I bet you wish you were me right now. :P Life is good.

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New shit

Posted by Lemonator Aug. 2, 2007 @ 11:58 PM EDT

My friend let me borrow Kirby: Squeak Squad, and I got Viewtiful Joe 2 for 6 dollars (sweet). VJ2 is just badass in every way possible. I love going slo-mo and punching bullets back at giant robot planes. KSS is short, but challenging (especially the bosses), not to mention-Kirby has his priorities straight. He doesn't care about no damn princess. Don't steal his strawberry shortcake-you'll regret it.

I saw the Simpsons movie and came back feeling rather meh-ish. It wasn't awful, but it was just too damn short. I mean, to have a great simpsons movie it'd have to be like, 10 hours long. And, I just beat two games. Carious Welting 2 (the new version), and God of War 1-2. CW is one of the hardest fucking games I've ever played, and GOW is really intense, visceral, and in short-awesome. By the way, If I made a CW2 guide and put it in the forums, where would be the best place to put it?

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