Score: 5

"*sigh*"

submission: [M] Hentai Gallery Quiz 2

date: July 3, 2008

This one, while better, suffers from the one thing a hentai quiz should have. Good hentai. Most hentai quizzes, have better pics but still suffer from unoriginality. Anyone can rip a bunch of pics from google and make a pic out of that. That takes no talent. However, games on NG such as Really Great Night, Demon Girl, Kittraanda (even though I'm not fond of this one) are hand animated. What people don't get is that making good porn actually takes talent. People think because it's porn, "I don't have to try." Bullshit. Whatever happened to the term, "Erotica?" Porn is such an ugly phrase. It's like a curse word. Moving on. Even though I'm a lez, and I love women, I don't like freakishly large breasts.

Fetish:

Noun

3. Psychology. any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.

4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.

1. a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body; "common male fetishes are breasts, legs, hair, shoes, and underwear"

Pedophilia:

n) sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object

Don't take this review as an attack, but you've got to understand, a lot of people find these things disturbing. If your answer is "well you shouldn't have watched," then...your flashes are like veal, in that most people don't know what they're getting. Why not fall this submission "Miranda's Lolicon Fetish Hentai Quiz 2," and see how many hits you get.

PS)Your flashes remind me of "Hentai Bliss." Oh well, at least you don't have any bestiality in yours.

Score: 4

"...."

submission: [M] Hentai Gallery Quiz 1

date: July 3, 2008

As comforting as it is to find another woman who enjoys the errotic arts, this was poorly made. The questions were not based on skill, but on luck. After answering 10 questions, we were treated to some pretty low quality porn. I mean, do you have to make it so fettishy? I mean come on, if not incredibly fat people or giant dicks, it was lolicon. Come on. Who on the internet wants to see animated kiddy porn? .....Okay. I take that back. Besides the thousands of pedophiles I mean.

Oh and no offense, but Ergo Proxy really is the best anime. With FMA as a runner up.

Score: 7

"Good job"

submission: Walking With The Ghost

date: July 3, 2008

I love Tegan and Sara. But really, the video should end before or at the same time as the song.

Score: 8

"This was funny"

submission: Goo Planet!!

date: July 3, 2008

I always used to watch CP though, when I was little. Admittedly now it's a little lame, but there were also some parts that were pretty badass. Dr. Blight, Duke Nukem, Captain Pollution? Definitely the coolest villains. Not to mention, the marvel comic series was even better. I loved the part where CP just throws the cup into the trash.

Score: 10

"Epic"

submission: Apartment 51 - Ep. 12

date: July 3, 2008

Just to be clear, Brett Retner did X-men 3, right?

Score: 7

"Weird"

submission: The Love Fairy:BETA

date: July 1, 2008

What's up with your spelling all of a sudden? Usually, your text dialect is great, but take a look at all the misspelled words. Anyway, this game sounds great, but you really need to work on that minigame. It's like impossible to do in that time (plus the fact that the controls are a bit sticky (no pun intended).

Score: 10

"Least perverted thing on NG"

submission: A Really Great Night

date: July 1, 2008

Bravo, Jo. I am a woman (I believe I stated that before), and I believe you will become Newground's next great erotic artist. How many people on this site have ever before just showed a chick and a dude just having fun? It's always something disturbing or crude. As I was masturbating to this game, I thought how well done the animation is, and how realistic the voices (did you use a real person, if not, do so next time) were. My only suggestion is, to ballance out the blowjob, you should add some pussy licking as well. And like other people said, more positions. Different people, different preferences. Keep up the great work.

Score: 9

"Funny"

submission: Capitalism and YOU!

date: July 1, 2008

This was really good. I cracked up at the end. Although, every single one of our systems on this earth-socialism, comunism, capitilism-they all have flaws. And more than just a few. My opinion? We need to create a totally new one.

Score: 7

"Ok..."

submission: Meet and Fuck My Favorite

date: June 25, 2008

Weird that she says "we should stop before we go to far" AFTER she sucks you off... >.>

Score: 10

"This took a lot of effort : )"

submission: The Portal Soundboard

date: June 14, 2008

As a part of a previously mentioned test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. We will stop enhancing the truth in 3....2....1.....